SLIGHTLY ODWAY...

why is the beach full of nudes and white hat ppl? went to palmy with rach today (yay rach!) and we were innocently walking to the dunes wen we realised there were all these older (note the 'er') men randomly sittin in the grassy areas, then we noticed that they were all wearing these white grandpa bucket hats... what's with that? and when we got up closer to the cliffs rach pointed out that there was a nude guy walkin around (who we shall call nude guy 1). shortly after our startle and quick diversion onto the higher ground away from nude guy 1, we came across nude guy 2. luckily we had prepared for the worst and power walked past with heads down (well my head was, not sure bout rach though hehe). after passin nude guy 2, we noticed nude guy 1 watching us (dont think we were perving on him coz he was a long way off [40m or so] and he was layin on his belly), anyway so nude guy 1 freaked us out and we run up onto the dunes. upon reachin the dunes we found rach's little hide out thingy and some cardboard, which we used to unsuccessfully slide down the dunes. after realising we were sweating like pigs, scrambling back down the dunes and throwing our thongs into the bush (well really it was just me throwing my thongs into the bush) and stepping on sharp objects, we concluded that desert life would be too tough for us and pondered how some guy had been able to survive for a month in the desert without water or food by drinkin his own urine. sorry, i think this post is turning a bit too seedy - nude men and drinkin bodily fluids - not very civilised...
anyway so after rachel and i had formed a new cult, i came home and am now bloggin to keep up appearances so that tom and helen might possibly add me to their blog list. (",) is there some way i can influence this? i'll try:

COME ONE, COME ALL. VISIT TOM AND HELEN'S BLOGS COZ THEY ARE POSH...

wotta you think guys? good enough? now can i be in the blog crew? can i join your cult, coz you joined mine and rach's cult? please???
durin easter i ate 2 small chocolate eggs and a chocolate hot cross bun (man it was good - yay to bakers delight) and i am so proud. to celebrate my resistance against the temptation of chocolate, i have just found myself devouring the ears of the bunny that my nan gave me. how ironic, but it's quite sad really...
i just noticed that i hav a small colony of baby spiders on my window. how sweet. where's the baygon? just kidding... or am i?...